Big squish
“Holy moly guacamole!!! My hand is mad tiny and it can’t even wrap around the size of this gargantuan loaf. Amazing slow rising squish. Smells like the nostalgic squishies from 2016. Would recommend for people who are adhd.”

$13.99Price checked Oct 9, 2026
A seven-inch pineapple bun, the round Hong Kong bakery classic, with a crackled checkerboard top painted in toffee and caramel tones.
The top is scored into raised squares, so this one is as much for tracing and poking as for squeezing. Small hands cannot wrap around it, which is half the fun: you press it flat with a palm and wait.
It has a sweet scent that some describe as nostalgic, the way squishies smelled a few years back. The paint is detailed enough that it gets mistaken for the real thing on a kitchen counter.
Caring for it is simple: see our care notes, or time its rise with the rise test.
4.5 out of 5 from 157 ratings
“Holy moly guacamole!!! My hand is mad tiny and it can’t even wrap around the size of this gargantuan loaf. Amazing slow rising squish. Smells like the nostalgic squishies from 2016. Would recommend for people who are adhd.”
“This is one of the best squishies I have purchased! It’s super soft and slow rising. Especially to be a large size. The paint and coloring look real. Seems to be durable as my daughter has used it for a few weeks now. I will be purchasing again for gifts! Great value for this product.”
“One of my favorites!! It’s so soft! Smells really good! I’ve had it for like a week already and it’s my favorite slo-rise squishy I have! It’s better than the butter one I have!”

The original boxed loaf: a long braided bake with a glossy golden crust.

The same big braid, baked dark like a cocoa brioche.

The pastel bake: a sky-blue braid that smells as cool as it looks.
